A BIG ‘HOLLYWOOD’ HI TO ALL YOU ‘FLUGTAGGERS’ AND CRAZY FANS!
THE ‘E4’ EVEL KNIEVEL TEAM IS NOW AT FULL THROTTLE WITH A GREEN LIGHT TO GO,GO,GO! . WE HAVE A HECTIC TWO MONTH SCHEDULE AHEAD TO BUILD OUR ‘AERO (NOT SO) DYNAMIC’ FLYING MACHINE!
THINGS HAVE SLIGHTLY BEEN MADE EVEN MORE DIFFICULT DUE TO THE FACT THAT ONE OF OUR TEAM, A CERTAIN MR DOUG ’STUPID’ HILL, IS ON THE MISSING LIST. LAST SEEN AT A BAR IN WEYMOUTH (POSSIBLY A LADYBOY BAR). A CAN OF REDBULL REWARD WILL BE OFFERED IF ANYONE CAN FIND HIM, & KEEP HIM THERE!
THE TEAM IS NO STRANGER TO ADRENALINE RUSH FUN AND THIS EVENT IS TAILOR MADE FOR US.
HAVING SUCCESSFULLY COMPETED IN PREVIOUS HIGH ANTIC EVENTS, SUCH AS GUMBALL 3000 (HIGH JINKS CAR RALLYS WORLDWIDE) AND CANNONBALL 8000 (HIGH JINKS CAR RALLIES,WORLDWIDE) THE CANDYRUN (AS THE CANDY COP ‘A TONGUE IN CHEEK SHERIFF) AND NUMEROUS OTHER TV PROGRAMMES .HEY,AND EVEN SOME COOL CAR MAGAZINES! SO THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE YOU MAY, OR AS LUCK MAY HAVE IT, NOT SEEN OUR FACES ON THE TV FILMS.
HOWEVER AS A SPECIAL TREAT AND THANKS TO THE MARVEL OF THE INTERNET. I HAVE MUGSHOTS OF THE TEAM FOR YOU TO SPLIT YOUR SIDES AT!

CRAIG ‘CHARLIE’ RUSSELL.
AGE # FOURTY ‘YEH RIGHT’ SOMETHING
OCCUPATION# NUMEROUS, INCLUDING GET AWAY DRIVER!
HOBBIES# RUNNING, AND CLIMBING A LOT!

PAUL ‘CHOPPER’ HATTON
AGE# FOURTY ‘WELL’ SOMETHING
OCCUPATION# TOP WRENCH!
HOBBIES# BREAKING ITALIAN SPEED LIMITS,RESISTING ARREST AND ACTUALLY FLYING HELICOPTERS,SO THAT’S OUR AVIATION LINK SORTED!

DOUG ‘STUPID’ HILL
AGE# 50
OCCUPATION# CHILDRENS ENTERTAINER
HOBBIES# ER DRINKING ( IS THAT AN ACTUAL HOBBY??? )
AND ME, PHIL ‘HOLLYWOOD’ HATTON .TEAM CAPTAIN , DASHING TEAM PILOT , THE BRAINS, THE LOOKS AND OBVIOUSLY, THE WRITER!!

PHIL ‘HOLLYWOOD’ HATTON
AGE# THE BABY AT JUST 40
OCCUPATION# BUDDING FILM STAR,CREATIVE WRITER, A KIND OF TRIPLE XXX TYPE FIGURE.YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY THAT MEN WANT TO BE,WELL MAYBE NOT IN THAT SHIRT.
HOBBIES# RACING CARS (SMASHING!), RACING BIKES (OUCH!.SKIING (BADLY) SNOWBOARDING (OOH BETTER AT THAT), WATER SKIING (A GOD) TV AND FILM WORK (AHEM!) & ANYTHING EVEL KNIEVEL !!
SO THAT’S THE TEAM, IMPRESSIVE HUH?
WHAT ARE BUILDING? WELL WITH THANKS AND PERMISSION FROM EVEL’S SON KELLY, WE HAVE BEEN ALLOWED FOR THIS ONE EVENT,TO RECREATE THE FAMOUS SKYCYCLE LAST SEEN SOARING ABOVE THE ‘SNAKE RIVER CANYON’ WAY BACK IN 1974!
IT WORKS ON THE SIMPLE PRINCIBLES OF ‘THE MORE THE CROWD CHEERS US THE FURTHER IT FLIES! ’ SO COME ON EVERYONE GET BEHIND THE ‘E4’ EVEL KNIEVEL TEAM.
WE WILL BE RAISING MONEY ALSO FOR BREAST CANCER,A CRUEL DISEASE THAT TOOK MY BELOVED SISTER AND AUNT. SO PLEASE KEEP IN TOUCH AS WE ARE LOOKING FOR SPONSORSHIP PER FOOT OF FLIGHT ALL MONIES TO OUR CHOSEN CHARITY.
‘HAPPY LANDINGS’ PHIL ‘ HOLLYWOOD’ HATTON (AKA EVEL KNIEVEL)
EvelKnievelNO1@aol.com